hellanerd:

How to eat salad

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unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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hexthepatriarchy:

Hello friend 🐛

breterbie:

grawly:

here man i got the perfect book for u

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with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands

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